Why I Will Never Find True Love

I blame it on statistics. Rather, I am just compelled by this guy's calculations (how convenient).

All of you out there in love or married or whatever... Either you got incredibly lucky (unlikely) or you compromised and went for a standard deviation closer to (or, egads, below) the mean (i.e. you "settled").

Update:
Um... Just to respond to a couple recent emails... I'm not THAT bitter. Really. This post was mostly meant to be tongue in cheek. Mostly. I am still hopeful (kind of). And I dont REALLY think you settled. I am just jealous that's all.